Madly In Love
In the car, we listen to an Oldies station like Lawrence Welk, Johnny Mathis, Andrews Sisters type of Oldies station.
One of my favorite songs of all time ("Fever" by Peggy Lee) came on and Diva and I starting singing along right away.
In the middle of the song Diva asked, "Does Daddy give you fever?" Yes, yes he does, but we don't need to go into that at your tender age and besides, it will scar you for life when you are older and think back on this moment.
I simply answered, "Yes," in between verses.
Then she asked, "Will my husband give me fever?" Yes, I should hope so, but now I'm the one who's going to be scarred for life thinking of my little girl in that manner so can we stop all of this uncomfortable talk and just sing?
I again responded, "Yes," and kept singing.
After we finished singing the song she asked the question, "Is it a lovely way to burn?" Yes my darling it is and we need to stop talking about this before Momma has a wreck or is a wreck, either way, wrecks are bad.
I smiled and went for the hat trick, "Yes," and was thankful that "Baby Elephant Walk" was next on the line-up.
1-4-3 DM for making my days interesting.
Can't. stop. giggling. Thanks for that!
ReplyDeleteShe is a funny little girl. :)
DeleteROFL You need to teach her your " no banks or bedrooms" talk. hehehehehe
ReplyDeleteIndeed. ;)
DeleteSo cute!
ReplyDeleteThanks, I think she's pretty cute too. :)
DeleteI read this at work - had to refrain from laughing out loud!!! (SK)
ReplyDeleteThat's okay, you can laugh out loud...just make sure you don't have a mouthful of coffee when you do. :)
DeleteLove it!
ReplyDeleteMe too. :)
DeleteSweet. Don't little girls have a talent for leading us into great and awkward conversation?
ReplyDeleteAlways Ms. Nicole...always! :) Thanks for stopping by!
DeleteHAHAH that's hilarious. What a doll. My big girl is also asking such questions. They grow up way too fast!
ReplyDeleteYes they do Ms. Jennifer. Yes they do.
DeleteSo sweet! You totally lucked out that the Elephant Walk came on next!
ReplyDeleteOh my word! Yes I did! :)
DeleteLol that's so cute :) I definitely am not ready to think of my son in that light - I'm not ready for puberty so for now I enjoy how much he loves Super Smash Brothers and all things nintendo. :) Have a great one Julie! -Iva
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure anyone is prepared Ms. Iva. I think it hits all parents like a ton of bricks. ;)
DeleteThat is hilarious! You know since it wasn't me. I've had to change the radio station fast a few times with my little ones in the car. I just don't want to explain things yet.
ReplyDeleteOver from SITS!
That's why I keep it on the oldies station - so I DON'T have to answer questions then they go and play something like "Fever." :) Dear, oh dear...
DeleteDon't you just love the naivety of children and how humorous it is to us Big People! happy SITS day ;)
ReplyDeleteEqually love it and am terrified by it. ;)
DeleteWhat a sweet conversation. I tease my kids that kissing is gross and they like to remind me that I kiss Daddy all the time. That gives them even more giggles! :)
ReplyDeleteHmmmm....I wonder how long you could keep that kissing is gross thing going? Maybe until they are married? ;)
DeleteSo funny! LOVE hearing cute little things kids say. Happy SITS Day. I'm following you on Bloglovin' now. :) I'm a fellow TX girl, so hope you don't make me too homesick.
ReplyDeleteWell howdy! It's always nice to have fellow Texans drop by.
DeleteOh that is HILARIOUS!!! One smart Diva you have there!!! Now I will have that song in my head all night... ;)
ReplyDeleteIt is a great song...even if it does ignite uncomfortable conversations. :)
DeleteI loved reading this! This was adorable. Kids are so much smarter than we give them credit. Thanks for the laugh! xoxo
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you for stopping by Ms. Monica! :)
DeleteOh my gosh, that's so adorable. I can't wait to see what kinds of questions my little one asks me. :o)
ReplyDeleteYou will be stunned by the things your little one will come up with. :)
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